New invention

The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by
investigators at a major U.S. research university. The element, tentatively
named administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic
number of 0. However, it does have one neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75
vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons, which gives it an atomic mass
of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the
continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons.

Since it has no electrons, administratium is inert. However, it can be
detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with.
According to the discoverers, a minute amount of administratium causes one
reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally
occurred in less than a second.

Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which
time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which
assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places.
Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each
reorganization.

Research at other laboratories indicates that administratium occurs naturally
in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as
government agencies, large corporations, and universities. It can usually be
found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings.

Scientists point out that administratium is known to be toxic at any level of
concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is
allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how administratium
can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not
promising.

What does this have anything to do with tennis? You could of atleast had the decency in you to post in the "Off Topic" section, but no, you decided to exploit Tennis with this random bullshit that does not even make sense, good job zxlewi, how smart do you feel now.

This should be in the joke forum not the tennis one, unless you're suggesting that the administration behind tennis are morons?

Pretty much figured it out after the bit where it says

These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the
continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons."

Heh, looks like all that physics studying payed off!

Hm... no clue what this is all about, nor do I think the poster wrote that. Maybe I don't know enough about tennis to understand why this would benefit tennis fans? Are we out to make some extremely heavy rackets for some reason, or was this simply a mispost? Oh, wait, now that I actually read it this was supposed to be a joke.