sardar on fire

hey i sent so many messages to you but i havent received even one message from you.
so i m deleting your number.
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sardar sent dis to coustmar care...........

I dont get it. This isnt even funny. You should try to make it make more sense....please?

Lol i will explain this joke to you..

See Call centers cant receive text messages so he wanted to save money by sending text to a call center but he got fed up so he say i am deleting your number as you don't reply me...

A sardar was walking with his beloved wife on a road, when a crow flying above accidently shits on his new shirt.

His loving wife hands over a kerchief.

Sardar says to his wife angrily, "The crow has flown away, now whose ass will I clean?"

Once sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him: "why sardarji, whats going with u ? why are u afraid as you are sitting in cinema.

Sardarji replies: "i am man & have sense , I know this is cinema , but Dinosaurs is an animal , he don't know".