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edock Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:58 pm
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# Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Q - Whats the best thing about babies?
A - MAKING THEM!
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Umh, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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Q - What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle?
A - 'COCUNUT'
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Q - Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty?
A - When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
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Q - What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?
A - Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money
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# When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
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Q - If guys had they periods ?
A - They would compare the size of their tampons!
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# Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
================================
Q - Whats the best thing about babies?
A - MAKING THEM!
================================
Umh, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
================================
Q - What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle?
A - 'COCUNUT'
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Q - Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty?
A - When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
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Q - What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?
A - Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money
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# When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
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Q - If guys had they periods ?
A - They would compare the size of their tampons!
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